May 2013
6 posts
April 2013
49 posts
What I should be doing: Homework.
What I wish I was doing: Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
What I am doing: Tumblr.
svveden:
i hear a baby crying and the only thing i can think of is stop being a lil bitch
shubbabang:
Soap operas are so ridiculous
“She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how.”
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
yesterdayisadisgrace:
liar-liar-plants-for-higher:
chompyface:
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
heathicorn:
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
I HATE HELPING LITTLE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK BECAUSE IT’S SO EASY BUT THEY JUST DONT GET IT
“When you live in a poor neighborhood, you are living in an area where you have...”
– Malcolm X (via artistsuffer)
#TheMostAnnoyingThingsEver
1. Slow WiFI
2. School
3. People
4. Not getting enough sleep
5. Homework
6. Failure
7. Parents
8. Cleaning
sassy-pineapple:
mom I cant go to school
ive got
the ugly
odair:
my day’s not complete til i have a breakdown over school/grades
cybercum:
if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable
